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Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Celt » Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:03 am

Well H_T has ranted on about a certain canadian prat for a long time, to the point of nausea, but it seems the current celebrity trend is who can be the biggest douchebag/slut etc.

I.e. once again controversial behaviour is being exploited as a marketing tool . . .

JB - Brothels, vandelism, public lewdness
Myley Cyrus - Lewdness, lighting a spliff on stage, need I go on?

So I have decided to start a special thread (mostly to keep this trash off the other more interesting threads), where we can frankly take the piss out of these idiots who owe their careers to others (and ProTools). I know the adage "all publicity is good publicity", but let's try not to promote these losers without pointing out how epic their fail really is . . .
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Hammer_Time » Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:10 am

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Justin spraypaints a self-portrait: ( last image in link )

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... rt-in.html

Miley only twerked with a dwarf then lit a blunt on stage in Amsterdam, pretty tame by her standards actually:

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/20 ... wards.html
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Sauron_Daz » Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:42 am

Lol @ pregnant Blieber!
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Fuzz » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:44 am

Paris Hilton tweeted this....

Trying to decide what to do for New Years. Getting so many offers from around world from so many amazing places that it's hard to choose.


Rich people problems....
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Hammer_Time » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:49 am

Remember when she jetted around the world for New Years Day years ago , she hit the time zones in each country so that she was always still in "New Years Day" wherever she happened to be for 24 hours that day ( she started in the East of course, Land of the Rising Sun, then made her way slowly Westward following the sun ).

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexrees/deligh ... time-video

28 Delightfully Tacky Moments From Paris Hilton’s "Good Time" Music Video


23. And when there’s a giraffe pool toy too. Later in the video Paris rides it/assaults it.


She might be entitled, spoiled, and not the sharpest file in the shed, but she does have awesome legs and butt!! :licks: :licks: :licks: I would tap that for sure...as well as Mileys Vyrus!! :twisted: :incoming: :licks: :licks: :whistle:

Sure they are "sluts" but aren't we all when you get right down to it?? :mrgreen: The only problem I have with Miley is her being such a whore on the MVA awards since lots of kids watch that ... there is a time and place for everything...
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Fuzz » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:56 am

D00d, she's also, like 20. Little young?
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Hammer_Time » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:19 am

20 YEARS OLD TOO YOUNG FOR ME??

Jeepers Man, she is almost too "OLD" for me!! :twisted: ( I just turned 46 a week ago )

http://perezhilton.com/2011-06-20-51-ye ... try-singer

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"70 is the new 50"!! ( thanks to Viagra, Diet pills and working out 24/7! ) :lol: :twisted:

Although in my case, "46 is the new 66!!" :lol:

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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Fuzz » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:33 am

The formula is, you divide your age in half, and add 7. That's the youngest any sane person should be looking at. So sorry HT, but 30 is your cutoff!
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Hammer_Time » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:35 am

There is a formula for this?? I love it!!

But you forgot to add the universal constant "-C", where C in my case is set to 10 years

So 30 - C = 30 -10 = 20 years min. cutoff age, just as I said!! :specs: :lol:

However, that is offset by the fact I am not rich, so add +10 years for that...

You are right, 30 is my cutoff age lolz...

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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Fuzz » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:23 am

Hammer_Time wrote:There is a formula for this?? I love it!!



Yup, and I'm not even just makin' shit up this time....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_dispar ... en.22_rule
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Hammer_Time » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:50 am

Bah!!

Money and Power will overcome that rule every time!! :wink: :twisted: ( neither of which I have unfortunately ) :lol:
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Celt » Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:42 pm

To get a girl 30 years your junior you must be either,

A) Very Rich
B) Very Famous
C) hung like a horse
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby DIREWOLF75 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:57 pm

Celt wrote:To get a girl 30 years your junior you must be either,

A) Very Rich
B) Very Famous
C) hung like a horse


Or D ) Lucky or E ) Unlucky. :mrgreen:
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Hammer_Time » Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:09 pm

True!!

Celt wrote:To get a girl 30 years your junior you must be either,

A) Very Rich


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B) Very Famous


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C) hung like a horse


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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Sauron_Daz » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:43 am

Hammer_Time wrote:Remember when she jetted around the world for New Years Day years ago , she hit the time zones in each country so that she was always still in "New Years Day" wherever she happened to be for 24 hours that day ( she started in the East of course, Land of the Rising Sun, then made her way slowly Westward following the sun ).

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23. And when there’s a giraffe pool toy too. Later in the video Paris rides it/assaults it.


She might be entitled, spoiled, and not the sharpest file in the shed, but she does have awesome legs and butt!! :licks: :licks: :licks: I would tap that for sure...as well as Mileys Vyrus!! :twisted: :incoming: :licks: :licks: :whistle:

Sure they are "sluts" but aren't we all when you get right down to it?? :mrgreen: The only problem I have with Miley is her being such a whore on the MVA awards since lots of kids watch that ... there is a time and place for everything...


But never for that Hilton woman..
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Sauron_Daz » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:45 am

Hammer_Time wrote:There is a formula for this?? I love it!!

But you forgot to add the universal constant "-C", where C in my case is set to 10 years

So 30 - C = 30 -10 = 20 years min. cutoff age, just as I said!! :specs: :lol:

However, that is offset by the fact I am not rich, so add +10 years for that...

You are right, 30 is my cutoff age lolz...


Maybe let the woman you date decide..
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Sauron_Daz » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:46 am

Celt wrote:To get a girl 30 years your junior you must be either,

A) Very Rich
B) Very Famous
C) hung like a horse


All 3 at the same time..
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby DIREWOLF75 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:16 am

Sauron_Daz wrote:
Maybe let the woman you date decide..


Yes, that does sound eminently more reasonable.
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Jordi » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:20 am

F) A foreign visitor to a poor country
G) A resident of a poor country with just a few bucks... :mrgreen:
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Re: Biggest Celebrity Douchebags . . .

Postby Hammer_Time » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:18 am

:lol: @ Jordi and Sauron :lol: :lol:

http://ca.askmen.com/dating/doclove_250 ... xpert.html

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Most of the time, I answer dating and relationship dilemmas from women. But I got a question recently from a man in his late 40's who couldn't understand why younger women weren't giving him a chance. Even though he's older, more worldly, more financially successful, etc, he laments that he has more to offer than men 10-15 years younger and should be given the opportunity to win the hearts of women in their early 30's. Poor guy. People can always complain that the opposite sex is unrealistic and unfair. You may even be right. But it doesn’t change that people want what they want. It’s not fair. It’s not right. It just IS. So let's break this age thing down in a way that make it all crystal clear: From 25-34, men play around a lot. Why? Because they can. They have a lot of dating options, they’re building their careers, and there isn’t a clear urgency to settle down. Once a guy crosses 35, however, he (theoretically) tends to get more serious. Alas, the women with whom he wants to get serious are 27-34. Dating a woman in this age range gives men time to court, fall in love, travel together, move in, get engaged, and enjoy a few years of childless marriage before starting a family. The problem is that many women from 27-34 are independent professionals just like their male peers. They, too, have a lot of dating options, are busy building their careers, and don’t have a clear urgency to settle down. Until she hits 35. Theoretically, this is when she starts to get more serious about finding love. This is also when all the problems start Because 35-40-year-old men who are ready to settle down still want to have time before becoming father. Thus, their target market remains women, 27-34 – who may not be ready to settle down quite yet. These women still have money to make, places to travel and oats to sow. The 35-40-year-old women who ARE ready for marriage, unfortunately, are roundly ignored by the men they desire – their 35-40-year-old male peers. These women are youthful and find themselves far more attracted to men in their 30’s than men their 40’s. Which brings us to the original man who wrote to me complaining about how 47-year-old men don't get a fair shake. He said he was looking for a woman in her mid-30’s, which is fine...in theory. But if none of them are open to dating a guy born in the early 60's, he probably has to adjust and hope to snag a woman in her late 30’s to early 40’s. Men often think that they can get younger women, no matter how old they are. Not true. In fact, only 7% of all marriages are between a man and a woman with over a 10-year age gap.


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